- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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