What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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tommy is retared

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Get it? More.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Communism hehe xd

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Turkeys are obese

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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