- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why so serious ?

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

European on my shoes, buddy.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

mikey is cute

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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