- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What does? 42

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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