Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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hi

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A storm be brewin!

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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