a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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