- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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