What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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TRICERATOPS!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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