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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Cripples are lame.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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