- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Neither have I

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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