- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what are three short words? i a am

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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