Yo Mama just died.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Women's rights.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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