Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

civil rights

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

ur an fagit

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Communism hehe xd

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

one stop shop

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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