- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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