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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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