- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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