- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

How do you end a sentence

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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