Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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