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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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