Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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