- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Ring Ring Hello? Click

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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