- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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