okay so theres this guy.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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