Penis.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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