Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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