- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

feminism

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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