- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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