Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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