whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats funnier than 24? 25

richard is fag

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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