woman's rights

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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my wife out of the kitchen

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Microwave

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Good job, son.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Andoni was here

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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