What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Who wants water? I do.

knock knock come in

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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