- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

it was all Tagart

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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