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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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