rocky is here again.......................

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Women's rights.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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what has genitial warts? me

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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