- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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