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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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