What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Gay republicans

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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sucks Syntax...

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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