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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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