How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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fridge

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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