What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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