Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

the NAACP

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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