- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

smell the vitamin C

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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