Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats green and lives in the water

I am dyslexic

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

i hate non minorities!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Justin beiber's penis

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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