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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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