So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A seal walks into a club.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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