What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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penis?

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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