- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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