There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Women's Rights Movement

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A storm be brewin!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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