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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's the new green? Green

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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