- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Ebola

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

 

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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