- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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