- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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