are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Barack Obama.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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