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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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