Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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