- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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