- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.