What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

your mom

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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