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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Bark I'm a tree

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.