- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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