Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

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