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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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