- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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