Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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