- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

it was all Tagart

the economy.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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