- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a duck?

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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