nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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outside your comfort zone

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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