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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe