- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

smell the vitamin C

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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